ASW-LMoP

Like a box of chocolate
Full log of a Halfling

Surprise!
It feels like someone always wants to scream this word inside of my head.
Surprise!
A weird cat-like mentalist creature appears and tries to kill us!
Surprise!
I find a cool sword and some treasures and I finally get a read cloak for myself. Time to put it in my backpack!
Surprise!

Whats even more surprising: none of the others seems to have a single grain of doubt that “only” the sword was in the treasure chest. They believed me in an instant! Given my history with them I’d call their behavior insane. Like I’d call the little bastard Vilhalith! Runs faster to the next pub with the new sword in his hands than I could shout “Whiskey”!
And since we’re at the topic of shouting: what the bloody hell is wrong with Utterus! Shouting in a not fully explored cave, giving away our positions immediately! I guess I need to have a serious talk again with Prismass about why he brought this fool to our group! Luckily nothing bad happened when I was right in front of this doo… Whait a minute… Now I remember why my little follower thought I saved him from the Bugbears! I successfully lured them away from him! Nevermind this minor concussion… At least this new guy is finally someone that’s giving me the respect I deserve! What was his name again? As far as I remember it sounded pretty lame… Ah! Gerolamo it was! Despite his name he seems pretty darn useful. Knew everything about this place and an apparent frequent visitor, a female Tiefling. Much more beautiful than Prismass of course and she seems to wear a robe all the time. Might also have some influences like Vilahlith does if she really goes nowhere without her mandoline. I think I’ll keep that in the back of my head. Nothing seems more important than this right now. Not even 2 dozens of possible enemies. They can’t stop me. Us… At least Gerolamo does think it’s no problem to get to the cells with just a few Bugbears ahead and I think I can trust him. Lovely little fellow. So onwards to the cells! What could be waiting there? New allies? Gold? Diamonds?
Surprise!

View

I'm sorry, but we no longer support this web browser. Please upgrade your browser or install Chrome or Firefox to enjoy the full functionality of this site.